The Chaser Guide To Bad Parenting: 2nd Edition: Chaser Quarterly 20

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Topics IncludeThe DecisionWhy you definitely shouldn't become a parent in the first placeWhy you're making a huge mistakeWhat were you thinkingPractical Tips Before BirthHow to get pregnant; turning sex into something dull and lifelessPregnancy Wine Guide9 months of bliss; one woman's infuriatingly unrepresentative experience of pregnancyInstant RegretWho needs sleep; the first six monthsThe Toddler Years; A guide to making money on instagram by exploiting the cuteness of your childPre-school; An illustrated guide to making your partner do most of the workCreeping RealisationPrimary School age; The best -drug free- Years of Their LifeHigh School; How to apply for Special ConsiderationWill they ever move out- A Guide to your child's 20s and 30sThe Resentment YearsMiddle-Age; Why everything wrong with their lives is your faultAlso included a bonus do-it-yourself Last Will and Testament to let you cut your children out of their inheritance in 3 easy steps